And it’s not some circus equipment, either. The premise of the TurnOn Multi-Functional Spinning Wall is that you live in a small apartment and you have to make do with doing everything in such a small place. One solution is the TurnOn. Spin it and it’s a table. Spin it and it’s shower. Spin it again and it’s a toilet? Eeew.

Yeah, TurnOn, drop out. Very impractical (like being a circus performer). Very desperate. And soo Wheel of Fortune, if you’re undecided what to do next before going to work.

Otherwise, it’s futuristic and belongs to the future. You know, sometimes the future is odd from the vantage of today. In the future, it’d be very clever, maybe.

But right now, it’s still today. Today, accept the fact that your apartment is tiny and you may as well transfer to a bigger one.

Verdict:  I’m not a hamster at this point in time.