Have Wolverine’s porcupine, will travel
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By the philippine daily idiot
Quick. What do Wolverine’s claws and the spikes of K2 porcupine have in common?
Ans. Except being retractable, none. (The big difference is Wolverine — doesn’t exist, of course.)
I think K2 is targeted to consumers such as:
1. The usual Swiss-knife-wielding hobbyist cum survivalist Joe. Retractable spikes aren’t really that much genius but hey, Joe won’t be prone to self-injury anymore. A tip: An alternative to gouging the eyes out with the spikes is to blind the opponent with K2’s 70 lumens of, well, blinding light.
2. The inner child in us. Clue: light saber.
3. For the women, here’s the deal. If they find the pepper spray in your pocket, the taser in your bag, and the .45 up your thigh, you still have the K2 Porcupine in your cleavage.
Prices are around $129.
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