Now that I have your attention, actually it’s only half a terabyte. I’m referring to Buffalo’s MiniSation Turbo. (It’s the big DriveStation that’s 1 terrabyte.)

Nonetheless, for a 2.5 in. drive, 500 gigs is still like a lot of life’s work or Jessica Alba photos, man — exactly the whole selling point. What’s more, MiniStation is shock-proof, and Buffalo claims transfer rates of up to 64% greater than those of standard 4200RPM portable hard drives.

(Still dreaming of a terabyte in your pocket? Tape two Ministations together. LOL. ) Prices are around $300. Ouch.